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Forty years of research, practice, and quiet stubbornness — finally taught the way you actually want to learn it. Real food, real plants, real protocols, real answers to the conversations everyone's having.
Toni's wellness schoolhouse — live online classes, premium video courses, in-person sessions, and a small mentorship circle.
"She filled in the gaps every doctor missed."
Toni didn't come up through a glossy wellness brand or a TikTok feed. She came up through libraries, gardens, kitchens, midwives, hand-written notebooks, and hundreds of people who didn't know where else to turn. The school is everything she's been quietly compiling since 1985 — finally organized, finally teachable.
For decades, Toni did this work one person at a time — over coffee, over the phone, in living rooms and kitchens. After the fortieth or fiftieth person said "why isn't this written down somewhere?", she finally agreed. New Old School is the result. The classes pull straight from her notebooks; nothing here is recycled internet content.
The "old school" half is the wisdom that worked for generations before us — pulled from herbalism, traditional kitchens, and quiet observation. The "modern day" half is what we now have access to: better instruments, better testing, better information about pathogens like ticks, and tools like biofeedback scanning that let you see what your body has been trying to tell you. Toni teaches both halves, in plain English.
Everything Toni teaches lives inside these five pillars. Take them one at a time, take them all together, or take a single class out of one — they're built to stack.
Soil to supper, without the marketing
How to source, store, ferment, and cook food the way your great-grandmother actually would have if she had a Whole Foods nearby. Decode every "natural" label, build a small pantry that works, and stop paying $14 for a jar of someone else's sauerkraut.
When they work, when they don't, and when they're dangerous
Cut through the MLM noise. Learn safe dilution, what each oil actually does at the chemistry level, who shouldn't use what (kids, pets, pregnant), and the small handful of oils worth keeping in a real medicine cabinet — instead of all 87 a salesperson tried to sell you.
Lyme, alpha-gal, Rocky Mountain, Powassan
Texas is tick country. Toni's spent the last decade tracking what works and what doesn't — from yard prevention and clothing strategy to the first-72-hours protocol after a bite, what blood tests to ask for, and how to advocate for yourself when a doctor brushes off a flu-with-rash. Save this class to your phone.
Seed oils, food dyes, raw milk, glyphosate, chronic illness
Every dinner table is having this conversation in 2026 — and most of it is half-baked TikTok takes. We go through the actual research, the actual regulatory history, and the actual practical advice you can apply this week. No tribal flags, no fear-mongering, just a calm walk-through.
What it actually is, and what it isn't
Bioenergetic scans (Quest, ZYTO, and similar systems) have exploded — and the marketing has gotten ahead of the truth. Toni walks you through what the technology measures, what it can't, how to read a real report, what kinds of insights are reasonable, and where it complements (not replaces) your physician.
Cohorts cap at 25. Toni teaches them all herself. Replays included for life. No Discord servers, no homework forums you'll never check — just a clean experience built around the material.
Sourcing, fermentation basics, pantry strategy, and how to read every label without losing your mind.
Build a 30-item shelf that keeps your family fed, real, and under budget — Toni's exact list.
Safe dilution, who shouldn't use what, and the small handful of oils worth keeping. No MLM speak.
Build a real medicine cabinet using oils, tinctures, and a few well-chosen modern staples.
The exact protocol Toni teaches her own family. Print it, save it to your phone, you'll thank yourself.
The four big tick-borne illnesses, what tests to ask for, and how to advocate for yourself with a doctor who's skeptical.
Seed oils, food dyes, raw milk, glyphosate, chronic illness — the actual research, the actual takeaways.
What the technology actually does, what it doesn't, how to read a real report, and where it fits into a real plan.
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The online classes are excellent — but a real biofeedback scan, a real pantry audit, and a real "what do I do about this bite right now" need a real person across the table from you. Toni keeps a small in-person calendar for exactly that.
Live full-body bioenergetic scan, scan-results walkthrough, and a 30-day plan you leave with — built on what the scan said and what your week actually looks like.
Same-week appointment if you or a family member just got bit. Toni walks you through the protocol live, photographs the bite, and stays in touch through the 14-day window.
Toni comes to your kitchen with her box. Two hours later, you have a working pantry, a real medicine cabinet, and a written list of what to actually replace and what to throw out.
Bring 4 friends. Half a day with Toni in the schoolhouse — pick any two pillars, hands-on workshop format, lunch included.
All in-person bookings start with a 15-min phone call so Toni can make sure she's the right fit for what you're after. Schedule that call →
From a one-off class to a full year of mentorship — every tier is the same teacher, the same notebooks, the same standard of work.
Pick one class out of the catalog. Lifetime replay, downloadable handouts, no upsell pressure.
Every cohort, every premium video, every PDF, every replay — for one yearly payment. Best value.
Toni's top tier. Twelve students per year. Quarterly 1:1 work, two in-person Saturdays at the schoolhouse, and direct text-line access for actual situations as they come up.
Mentorship cohorts open twice a year. If the year is full, your application stays in the queue for the next opening — first-applied, first-considered.
What's actually in season, what's actually worth paying attention to in the wellness conversation that week, one practical tip you can use that day, and one short reading list for anyone who wants to go deeper. No sales pitches in line one. No clickbait. No "10 things you need to do RIGHT NOW."
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"I wish I had taken this class three years ago. My son got a bite in April and I knew exactly what to do — including which test to ask for. The doctor seemed surprised I knew the protocol. Worth every dollar."
"I came in skeptical. Toni has actual chemistry behind what she teaches. She also tells you what NOT to use, which is rarer than gold in this space. Easily the most honest oils class I've seen."
"I bought the All-Access for the tick stuff, stayed for everything else. The pantry class alone paid for the year. My grocery bill dropped, the kids eat better, and I have my mom on Toni's newsletter now too."
"Toni is the only person who took the time to look at me like a whole human and not a list of symptoms. The 12-month protocol she wrote me reads like a letter from a thoughtful aunt who happens to have spent forty years studying this stuff."
"I had a Pinterest board the size of Texas and zero results. After Toni's class I have an actual fermentation rotation, a working pantry, and I stopped buying eight kinds of vinegar. Practical. Calm. No theatrics."
"The scan I had done last year suddenly made sense. I now know what to take seriously and what was someone trying to upsell me an "energy field clearing." This class should be mandatory before you ever pay for a scan."
Send it through the form below — Toni reads every one personally and answers within 48 hours.
Ask Toni →Whether you're enrolling in a class, applying for mentorship, booking a scan, or just have a tick in a Ziploc bag and don't know what to do — write it here. A real human reads every message. Replies come within 48 hours.
If you or your kid was just bitten and you need same-week help, mark Tick Triage in the form below. Toni will move you to the front of the line.
All fields except phone are required. Real human replies in 48 hours.
Toni reads every one personally — expect a reply within 48 hours. If you marked it as tick triage, sooner.
